Two Shots and a Beer

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Navy Seals Love the Cold

I swear I have work to do, and I will do it. Just not right now.

Just want to send a very caucasian shout-out to the people at bikesportmichigan.com where I found the tri-bike article. Turns out they also have a guide to wetsuits, which I (re)discovered today. Point 3 on their "what's the big freaking deal about a wetsuit?" checklist:
  • Warmth. It’s 7:00AM. The water is freezing. Unless you entertain fantasies of being a Navy SEAL, cold water sucks. Your wetsuit will wrap you in a warm cocoon of insulative neoprene. You may never know just how cold the water is. Navy SEALs usually use wetsuits anyway.


Neoprene never sounded so good.

At the very end, they talk about rapid removal of your wetsuit. They seem to think that I'd want to rip it off, hop on a bike, and ride a couple dozen miles. And then cap it off with a leasurly 6 mile run, just to work the kinks out, of course. Who are these people? I'm planning to wrap a blanket around me, wetsuit and all, and take a nap on the concrete while the two Shots go do their thing.

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